(via tornadoswag)
in the year 6057
historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood
what really happened when Naya had to describe Heather Morris in 3 words
Naya: okay 3 words
Naya: umm..
Naya: she's super sweet
Naya: a great dancer
Naya: really quirky
sky one: okay mov-
Naya: and funny
Naya: she's a great body
Naya: i mean have you seen her abs?
Naya: she's a great kisser
sky one: it was only 3 wor-
Naya: she's so talented
Naya: and awesome
Naya: oh and her hair is flawless
sky one: okay we get the poi-
Naya: she's beautiful
Naya: her face is so pretty
Naya: and her smile is so perfect
sky one: Naya please sto-
Naya: her freckles are so cute
Naya: her lips taste awesome
sky one: Naya please
Naya: she's amazing
Naya: AND I JUST LOVE HER
sky one: .....
I AM A FUCKING EMOTIONAL WRECK. OMG.
So what I get from this is…
Gloria is a Brittana shipper.
Facebook is a HeYa shipper.
